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Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Don't Mess with Old Folk
Alice, one of our members at the Rainier Senior Center, brought in this funny article and shared it with some of us yesterday. She sent it to me, so I could post it on our blog to share with anyone who missed it yesterday. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you, Alice!
Yesterday
my daughter e-mailed me again,
asking
why I didn't do something useful with my
time.
“Like, me
sitting around the pool and
drinking
wine is not a good thing?” I
asked.
My
"doing-something-useful" seems to be her
favorite topic of
conversation.
She was
"only thinking of me", she said and
suggested
that I go down to the Senior Center and join
something.
I did
this and when I got home last night, I
decided to play a prank on
her.
I
e-mailed her and told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She
replied, "Mother, are you nuts? You are
78 years
old and now you're going to start jumping out of
airplanes?”
I told
her that I even got a Membership Card
and e-mailed a copy to her.
She
immediately telephoned me and yelled,
"Good
grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
Club.”
I calmly
replied, "Oh my, I think I'm in
real
trouble then, because I signed up for five
jumps a
week!!”
The line
went quiet and her friend picked up
the phone
and said that my daughter had
fainted.
Life as a
Senior Citizen is not getting any
easier, but sometimes it can be real
fun.
Just
because you're "Young" doesn't
mean
that you
can outsmart an "old
Geezer"
Remember:
Don't make old people mad. We don't
like
being old
in the first place, so it doesn't
take much to tick us off.
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